That's What She Said
Calling this a perfume is generous. It smells like someone mixed cheap sanitizer with a failed floral experiment and decided to sell it.
The opening is straight-up offensive. One spray and you’re hit with a sharp alcohol punch that burns your nose. There’s no evolution, no character, no “notes” just a loud chemical mess that disappears before you even leave the room. Whatever scent is there dies in 20–30 minutes, and even that is being kind.
Longevity? Non-existent. This thing performs worse than a body mist from a roadside shop. You’ll spray it, check your phone, and it’s already gone. Projection is so weak that even you will forget you applied it.
The quality is embarrassingly bad. It smells synthetic, cheap, and borderline headache-inducing. Definitely not something you’d want on your skin unless you enjoy smelling like cleaning products. Premium pricing for bargain-bin ingredients is wild.
The packaging is pure deception. Looks fancy online, feels like a toy in real life. Loose cap, pathetic sprayer, lightweight bottle — everything about it screams “cut corners.” It’s the kind of bottle you’d hide in a drawer out of regret.
This perfume is nothing but overhyped influencer trash. All branding, zero substance. If you want a fragrance that actually lasts, smells good, and doesn’t make you question your life choices — stay far away. One of the worst purchases I’ve made.
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